Adventurous Space Battle
Worf: Captain, vessel decloaking off the __________(port, starboard) bow! It’s the ________ (humanoid alien race with funny forehead)!
Riker: A little far from __________(same alien race) space, aren’t they?
Picard: Hail them, Mr. Worf.
Worf: No response, sir.
Picard: Counselor?
Troi (deep in thought): I’m sensing… _________(emotion) from them…
Picard: Are they a threat?
Troi: Maybe, captain. I’m definitely sensing that they may or may not probably attack us.
Picard: Thank you, Counselor. That was most ________(helpful/useless).
Worf: Captain, they’re arming weapons!
Riker: Shields up! _______(color) alert!
The Enterprise shakes.
Worf: ________ (forward/aft/port/starboard) shields are down to _______ (number) percent! Structural integrity down to fifty-four _________ (unit of measurement)!
Picard: Load all photon torpedo bays and power all phaser banks. Return fire, Mr. Worf!
Worf: _________(no, minimal, moderate, heavy, explosive) damage to their forward shields. They are coming about!
Picard: Mr. LaForge, divert all auxiliary power to the shields around the ________ (section of the ship)!
The Enterprise shakes again.
Data: Heavy damage to decks _______(number range).
Riker: Begin evacuation of those decks!
Picard: Mr. Worf, I think it’s time to give them a little surprise. Load ________(advanced tech word) torpedoes. Target the ________ (very important-sounding part of the enemy ship). Fire on my command.
Worf(with a smile): Torpedoes ready, sir.
Picard: (dramatic pause)…FIRE.
The Enterprise blows up enemy ship.
Picard: Well…that should finally get their attention.
THE END
