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Mysterious Anomaly
Worf: Captain, I am detecting a subspace disturbance dead ahead.
Ship rumbles.
Picard: Report, Mr. Data.
Data: We are caught in some sort of _________ (physics term) singularity. There is no known record of this phenomenon in our database.
Picard: Well, it looks like we’re truly exploring the unknown.
Ship rumbles some more. Lights go dim.
Ensign: Captain, impulse engines are ________(adjective)! The anomaly is creating some sort of ________ (tech word) flux that’s _________(verb ending in –ing) our warp field!
Riker: All hands, brace for impact!
A lot of shaking.
LaForge: LaForge to bridge! We’ve got a problem! The _________(physics term that doesn’t allow the Enterprise to actually exist) compensators are off-line! We’re a sitting duck!
Worf: Shields down to _______(number) percent!
Picard: Suggestions, Mr. Data.
Data swivels in his chair.
Data: Captain, according to known theory, if we ________ (invert/reverse) the polarity of the ________ (another physics term) using our _______(piece of Enterprise equipment), the resulting explosion should provide us with sufficient momentum to escape.
Picard pauses for a moment.
Picard: Very good, Mr. Data. How long will it take, Mr. LaForge?
LaForge: _______(number) minutes!
Picard: You don’t have ______(same number) minutes!
LaForge: Captain, if we try what Data is suggesting we’ll need to shut down the __________ (important piece of Enterprise equipment)! I’ll need to re-route auxiliary power!
Picard: How long will it take, Mr. LaForge?
LaForge: _______(number) minutes!
Picard: You don’t have ______(same number) minutes!
Mr. LaForge magically does it in three seconds.
LaForge: LaForge to bridge! OK, you’re ready!
Picard: Now, Mr. Data! Ensign ______ (random name), get us out of here!
Lights return to normal. Shaking stops.
Picard: Good work, Mr. Data.
THE END
Adventurous Space Battle
Worf: Captain, vessel decloaking off the __________(port, starboard) bow! It’s the ________ (humanoid alien race with funny forehead)!
Riker: A little far from __________(same alien race) space, aren’t they?
Picard: Hail them, Mr. Worf.
Worf: No response, sir.
Picard: Counselor?
Troi (deep in thought): I’m sensing… _________(emotion) from them…
Picard: Are they a threat?
Troi: Maybe, captain. I’m definitely sensing that they may or may not probably attack us.
Picard: Thank you, Counselor. That was most ________(helpful/useless).
Worf: Captain, they’re arming weapons!
Riker: Shields up! _______(color) alert!
The Enterprise shakes.
Worf: ________ (forward/aft/port/starboard) shields are down to _______ (number) percent! Structural integrity down to fifty-four _________ (unit of measurement)!
Picard: Load all photon torpedo bays and power all phaser banks. Return fire, Mr. Worf!
Worf: _________(no, minimal, moderate, heavy, explosive) damage to their forward shields. They are coming about!
Picard: Mr. LaForge, divert all auxiliary power to the shields around the ________ (section of the ship)!
The Enterprise shakes again.
Data: Heavy damage to decks _______(number range).
Riker: Begin evacuation of those decks!
Picard: Mr. Worf, I think it’s time to give them a little surprise. Load ________(advanced tech word) torpedoes. Target the ________ (very important-sounding part of the enemy ship). Fire on my command.
Worf(with a smile): Torpedoes ready, sir.
Picard: (dramatic pause)…FIRE.
The Enterprise blows up enemy ship.
Picard: Well…that should finally get their attention.
THE END